About Engineer?

About Engineer?

Professor: Prove that 2/10=2
Medical Studnets: No, Its impossible , We can't do that
MBA students : No, In Marketing Also No such proof is there , No,no no way
Arts Students: cha cha ala ela chestam kastam!
"B.Tech": Tokkalodi Enno chusaam Ido lekka maaku,just keep watching

Method 1:

=2/10
= two/ten
=wo/en (since t ,t cancels)
=23+15/19 (: W=23, o=15, e=5, n =14)
=38/19
=2
Hence Proved

Method 2:

=2/10
=1+1/1+0
=2/1
=2
Hence Proved

Hence it is proved and clear that

"B.Tech students Rocks"

Funny thinking on Exams

Student's funny opinion on exams

Meanings Of Different Colors of Roses

Meanings Of Different Colors of Roses:-

The meaning of red roses: the expression of sincere love wih in romantic feelings from your heart.

The meaning of pink roses: thank you, I am very grateful for who you are, or for what you have done for me.

The meaning of lilac roses: love at first sight.

The meaning of yellow roses: A bond of love and friendship, expressing feelings that say "I care for you"

The meaning of white roses: If I could make a wish it would be... roses expressing wishful thoughts, vibes and feelings from a secret admirer.

The meaning of orange roses: Injecting rays of friendship in the day to brighten up stressful moments in life.

The meaning of peach roses: modesty, shyness

The meaning of lavender roses: enchantment, enchanted feeling.

The meaning of black roses: death and farewell (yes, black roses do have a meaning but not a very nice meaning)

Unit conversions

Unit conversions

1 Bit = Either 0 or 1

1 Nibble = 4 Bits

1 Byte = 8 Bits

1 Kilobyte = 1024 Bytes

1 Megabyte = 1024 Kilobytes which is equal to

* 873 pages of plaintext (1,200 characters)
* 4 books (200 pages or 240,000 characters)

1 Gigabyte = 1,073,741,824 (230) bytes. 1,024 Megabytes, or 1,048,576 Kilobytes.

* 894,784 pages of plaintext (1,200 characters)
* 4,473 books (200 pages or 240,000 characters)
* 341 digital pictures (with 3MB average file size)
* 256 MP3 audio files (with 4MB average file size)
* 1 650MB CD

1 Terabyte = 1,099,511,627,776 (240) bytes, 1,024 Gigabytes, or 1,048,576 Megabytes

* 916,259,689 pages of plaintext (1,200 characters)
* 4,581,298 books (200 pages or 240,000 characters)
* 349,525 digital pictures (with 3MB average file size)
* 262,144 MP3 audio files (with 4MB average file size)
* 1,613 650MB CD’s
* 233 4.38GB DVD’s
* 40 25GB Blu-ray discs


1 Petabyte = 1,125,899,906,842,624 (250) bytes, 1,024 Terabytes, or 1,048,576 Gigabytes

* 938,249,922,368 pages of plaintext (1,200 characters)
* 4,691,249,611 books (200 pages or 240,000 characters)
* 357,913,941 digital pictures (with 3MB average file size)
* 268,435,456 MP3 audio files (with 4MB average file size)
* 1,651,910 650MB CD’s
* 239,400 4.38GB DVD’s
* 41,943 25GB Blu-ray discs

1 Exabyte = 1,152,921,504,606,846,976 (260) bytes, 1,024 Petabytes, or 1,048,576 Terabytes

* 960,767,920,505,705 pages of plaintext (1,200 characters)
* 4,803,839,602,528 books (200 pages or 240,000 characters)
* 366,503,875,925 digital pictures (with 3MB average file size)
* 274,877,906,944 MP3 audio files (with 4MB average file size)
* 1,691,556,350 650MB CD’s
* 245,146,535 4.38GB DVD’s
* 42,949,672 25GB Blu-ray discs


1 Zettabyte = 1,180,591,620,717,411,303,424 (270) bytes, 1,024 Exabytes,


* 983,826,350,597,842,752 pages of plaintext (1,200 characters)
* 4,919,131,752,989,213 books (200 pages or 240,000 characters)
* 375,299,968,947,541 digital pictures (with 3MB average file size)
* 281,474,976,710,656 MP3 audio files (with 4MB average file size)
* 1,732,153,702,834 650MB CD’s
* 251,030,052,003 4.38GB DVD’s
* 43,980,465,111 25GB Blu-ray discs


1 Yottabyte = 1,208,925,819,614,629,174,706,176 (280) bytes, 1,024 Zettabytes,


* 1,007,438,183,012,190,978,921 pages of plaintext (1,200 characters)
* 5,037,190,915,060,954,894 books (200 pages or 240,000 characters)
* 384,307,168,202,282,325 digital pictures (with 3MB average file size)
* 288,230,376,151,711,744 MP3 audio files (with 4MB average file size)
* 1,773,725,391,702,841 650MB CD’s
* 257,054,773,251,740 4.38GB DVD’s
* 45,035,996,273,704 25GB Blu-ray discs

Brontobyte and Geopbyte are also there as the next data storage representation.

Love Story Of Young Man

Love Story Of A Young Man
I used to be like this?


I met a girl?



She was like this.....



Together, we were like this



I gave her gifts like this



When she accepted my proposal, I was like this



I used to talk to her all night like this




And at office used to do this...



When my friends saw my girl friend, they stared like this



And I used to react like this?





BUT on Valentine Day, she gave red roses to someone else like this



AND, I was like this?



Which later led to this.



I felt like doing this…

But rather did this . . .



I started doing this






And this

Failing In Exams Not Fault With Students

Failing In Exams Not Fault With Students

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails b/c the year has an

>> only 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

>> 52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.
>> Balance 313 days.

>>
>> Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study
>> Balance 263 days

>>
>> 8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.
>> Balance 141 days

>>
>> 1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.
>> Balance 126 days.

>>
>> 2hrs daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means
>> 30 days.
>> Balance 96 days.
>>

>> 1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means
>> 15 days.
>>
>> Balance 81 days.
>>

>> Exam days per year at least 35 days.
>> Balance 46 days
>>

>> Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.
>> Balance 6 days.
>>

>> For sickness at least 3 days.
>> Balance 3 days.
>>

>> Movies & functions at least 2 days.
>> Balance 1 day.
>>

>> That 1 day will be your birthday.
>>

>> How can a student pass??

-----------------------------------------From My Friend

Take Care About Your Health

Dear All,

A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick,
from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done......
doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.

His parents couldn't believe it...Then the entire family under went a
checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors checked again
with the boy if he had eaten out.....The boy said 'Yes'. He had pineapple
that evening. Immediately a group from the hospital went to the pineapple
vendor to check. They found the pineapple seller had a cut on his finger
while cutting the pineapple; his blood had spread into the fruit.

When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from AIDS...but he
himself was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is now suffering from it.

Please take care while u eat on the road side (particularly tasty Vadapav &
Paani Puri).

TAKE CARE MY FRIENDS ..............................................

Cricket stars twitter accounts

Indian Cricketers Twitter Profiles and IDs

1. Sachin Tendulkar – @sachin_rt

2. Virendhar Shewag – @sehwagvirende

3. Yuvaraj Singh – @yuvsingh09

4. Akash chopra – @cricketaakash

Other Accounts


5. Murali Karthink – @kartimurali

6. Ganguly – @DADAHere

7. Parthiv patel – @parthiv9

8. Robin Utthapa – @robbieu9

9. Anil Kumble – @Anilkumble

10. R.P Singh – @Rpsingh99


11. M.S Dhoni – @msdhonis

12. Rohit Sharma – @ImRo45

13. Ishanth Sharma – @imishant

14. Harbhajan singh – @harbhajan_singh

15. MS Dhoni – @Msdmahi

16. Gautam gambir – @gambhirgauti


17. Suresh Raina – @ImRaina

18. Sreeshanth – @imsreesanth

19. Zaheer khan – @ImZaheer

20. Md. Kaif – @mohammedkaif

21. Murali Vijay – @Mvijay260

22. Dinesh karthik – @Imdk19


23. Hemand Bhadani – @hemangb

24. Ajay jadeja – @Ajay jadeja

25. Virat kohli – @viratkohli

26. pragyanojha – @pragyanojha

Bollywood stars twitter accounts

Twitter Account ID of Bollywood Celebrities



Shah Rukh Khan – @iamsrk

A.R.Rahman – @arrahman

Karan Johar – @kjohar25

Deepika Padukone – @deepikacalling

Akshay Kumar – @akshaykumar


Preity Zinta – @realpreityzinta

Shahid Kapoor – @shahidkapoor

Farhan Akhtar – @Karthikcalling

Anupam Kher – @AnupamPkher

Sonam Kapoor – @sonamakapoor

Imran Khan – @1mrankhan


Genelia D’souza – @geneliad

Neil Nitin Mukesh – @NeilNMukesh

Celina Jaitely – @CelinaJaitly

Minissha Lamba – @Minissha_Lamba

Sajid Khan – @sajidk23

Reteish Deshmukh – @Riteishd


Gul Panag – @gulpanag

Vivek Oberoi – @vivek_oberoi

Ram Gopal Varma – @rgvzoomin

Tollywood stars twitter accounts

Tollywood Stars Celebrities Twitter Id's

Actors :

Siddenki Vijaykumar [id : vijayiiit]
Akkineni Nagarjuna [id : iamNagarjuna]
Mammootty [id : Mammukka]
Mahesh Babu [id : urstrulyMahesh]
Jr NTR [id : tarak9999]
Siddharth [id : Actor_Siddharth]
Madhavan [id : ActorMadhavan]
Sumanth [id : iSumanth]
Rana Daggubati [id : RanaDaggubati]
Allari Naresh [id : allarinaresh]
Vishnu Manchu [id : VishnuManchu]
Nikhil [id : actor_Nikhil]
Rahul (Happy Days fame) [id : actor_Rahul]
Krishnudu (Vinayakudu fame) [id : iamkrishnudu]
Ram (DevDas,Ready) [id : ramsayz]
Uday Kiran [id : vudaykiran]
SubbaRaju [id : actorsubbaraju]
Dhanush [id : dhanushkraja]
Simbhu [id : simbuhere]
Kelly Dorji (Don Villain) [id : kellydorji]
Manchu Manoj [id : itsmemanoj ]
Prakash Raj [id : prakashraaj]
Sunil [id : Suniltollywood] - No More

Actresses :

Ileana D’Cruz [id : @ileana_dcruz]
Trisha Krishnan [id : trishtrashers]
Genelia D’Souza [id : geneliad ]
Hansika Motwani [id : starhansika]
Priya Anand [id : PriyaAnand]
Richa Gangopadhyay [id : richyricha]
Colours Swati [id : swati194 ]
Samantha [id : samanthaprabu]
Lakshmi Manchu [id : LakshmiManchu]
Taapsee [id : Taapsee]
Dipika (Pappu heroine) [id : dipikaparmar]
Sindhura Gadde [id : SindhuraGadde]
Jennifer Kotwal (kannada Actress) [id : jenniferkotwal]
Shruti Haasan [id : shrutihaasan]
Sameera reddy [id : reddysameera]
Divya Spandana (kannada Actress) [id : divyaspandana]

Technicians and Producers :

MM Keeravaani [id : mmkeeravaani]
S.S Rajamouli [id : ssrajamouli]
Ram Gopal Verma [id : rgvzoomin]
Deva Katta (Director, Vennela & Prasthanam) [id : devakatta]
Anand Ranga (Director, Oye) [id : anandranga ]
Puri Jaganaddh [id: Purijagannadh]
Selva Raghavan [id : selvaraghavank]
B.V.S Ravi (Popular dialouge & screenwriter) [id : bvsravi]
Arvind Krishna (Cinematographer) [id : arvindkrsna]
Anish Kuruvilla (Director, Avakai Biryani) [id : anishkuruvilla]
Smita (Singer) : [id : smitapop]
Anuj Gurwara (Singer, Panchada Bomma) [id : anujalltheway]
Devi Sri Prasad [id : ThisIsDSP]
GV Prakash [id : gvprakash]
Shobu (vedam Producer)[id : Shobu_]
Chandan reddy (son of producer D Siva Prasad reddy) [id : Chandan Reddy]
Sandeep Gunnam [id : Sunnygunnam]
P C Sreeram (Cinematographer) [id : pcsreeram]

Others :

Srinivas Kumar (Publicist of Allu Arjun, Ram Charan & Geetha Arts) [id : skn_puli]
Jeevi (Editor, Idlebrain.com) [id : idlebrainjeevi]
C.R Hemanth (Reporter, 123 Telugu & Southscope) [id : crhemanth]
Vrinda Prasad (Feature Writer, Southscope) [id : vrindaprasad]
Viren Thambidorai (Marketing & Comm, Suresh Productions) [id: Viren_Leader]
Akhi Akkineni [id : AkhilAkkineni8]